Catholic Faith Education Newsletter
June 1, 2004
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A Sunday School teacher asked her students to draw "It's a lovely picture," said the teacher, "but Johnny seemed surprised at the question. "Doesn't _____________ A police officer had just pulled over a car full of nuns for going too slow on a major highway. The conversation went like this: _____________ A priest was preaching on the evils of alcoholism. He ended by saying, "It is my fervent prayer that someday soon all alcohol in this city will be poured into the nearest river!" The lector then announced, "The Offertory hymn will be number 312: 'Shall We Gather At The River.'" _____________ Little Johnny was happy when his family moved into a bigger house. "Now there are separate _____________
All of the text jokes above were originally on the Catholic1.com website. |
A young couple invited their pastor for Sunday dinner. While they were in the kitchen preparing the meal, the priest asked their son what they were having. "Goat," the little boy replied. Click on the cartoon to enlarge it.
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